Who am I? Why am I here? All these questions and more, that as yet, remain unanswered.

My name’s Jordan and I live in Berlin, Germany. Originally from Wellington, N.Z. but have lived most of my life in Sydney, Australia. But hey, that’s another story!!

Moved here for a number of reasons, the major one being my wife.

This blog will essentially cover the trials and tribulations of my life in Berlin including some humour, sarcasm and general bitching, because believe you me, there’s plenty of bitching to be had when living in Germany and used to a much faster, streamlined life where bureaucracy is more of a rarity.

Essentially though this is a recording of parts of my life (when I can be bothered that is) that are essentially intended for no one in particular, so I guess what I’m trying to say is that if I offend you in any way it is probably best if you leave. Sorry