Got my Christmas/Birthday present a bit early this year and was fully hyped for when it arrived. I haven’t had proper nearfield monitors since I got here and I’d finally made a decision on the ones I wanted. They are made by a German company called Klein & Hummel and the model name is 0300. Essentially they are a 3-way monitor powered by three individual internal amplifiers, 150Watt for the bass, 65Watt for the mids and 65Watt for the highs. They have a moulded waveguide front baffle made out of a proprietry material called LRIM and are crossed over at 650 Hz / 3.3 kHz. I compared quite a lot of different monitors before finally making a decision, some of these included ADAM S3A, Focal Twin 6 Be, Dynaudio AIR 15, Digidesign RM2 along with quite a few others. At the end of the day it was a no-brainer though. The depth of field and transparency combined with the extended bass response could not be achieved by the others. The next closest were the RM2’s followed closely by the S3A’s. Obviously monitor purchase is a very subjective decision quite often determined by personal taste as well as ear condition……this was simply my subjective decision which I’m sure we wouldn’t all agree on. Anyway, enough of the sale, it’s time for the rant!!
So I bought these for a really good deal from Thomann even though a couple of weeks earlier I’d seen them cheaper at Musik Schmidt, unfortunately at that point I hadn’t made my final decision and didn’t quite have the dosh so I missed out. Musik Schmidt had three pairs and they got snapped up in three days. Oh well, you get that. Anyway, I paid 100 euros more for them from Thomann but it was still a great deal. I was told that one of the boxes containing the monitor was slightly damaged but that was it, the monitors themselves were in 100% condition. i paid them the cash and a couple of days later they emailed that they had been dispatched ………first annoyance, i had to wait 4 days between dispatch and delivery. I can order something in the States and get it quicker. Anyway, having lived here for a bit, my patience has improved. I have to remind myself quite often that this country does things in a different way which usually means a lot more paper work and a lot more waiting. Anyway, they finally arrived and I was only too happy to pull them out and plug them in.
I pluggged them into my monitor controller, a Presonus Central Station and sent some familiar mixes/music through them. Upon doing this I instantly noticed something odd, before jumping to conclusions though I double checked that they were set to flat on their internal EQ and swapped the signal leads I was using. Hit play in Logic and again heard the same strange thing. It appeared to me that the left monitor had a much “fuller” more “defined” (even “attacky”) bass. These were absolutely not a matched pair!! Again, before getting all upset I asked Ina if she could take a listen. I didn’t give her any hint that anything was wrong, I simply asked for her opinion. Well, she had a listen to them and came to the same decision as me, the left was producing a different bass than the right. It is important to mention here that this does not necessarily mean that one of the monitors is broken, they just sound different from each other and cannot be used for mixing in their current state. It was late by then so I slept on it.
Next morning checked again (always better to be safe than sorry) unfortunately nothing magical had happened overnight and they were in the same state so we called Thomann. They were most unhelpful, I wasn’t even given any options, I literally had to suggest my own options that this chick said no or yes to. I wasn’t entitled to a replacement pair since these were on special offer due to the packaging of one speaker being damaged. I could either send them back to the manufacturer (via Thomann) or receive a refund, that was it. I decided to send them back to Thomann because I like these monitors and can’t afford them at the “normal” retail price. Well, they only emailed one courier pick up slip which UPS said was no good since there were two boxes. Called Thomann once again and the person said to send up the broken one and in the meantime they would fax (no sorry, I don’t have a fax) ok then, email another pick-up slip. This could take a while though because all emails only go out at night. Well, I first had to once again explain that there was no “broken” monitor, they were both working fine, just different, I then said that I’d return them together to avoid confusion so waited for the other pick-up slip. Well, yes, it took a while, 48 hours to be precise but not to worry, it was the weekend anyway.
I ended up sending them on Monday afternoon, about 4.30pm and amazingly they turned up back at Thomann the next day. How do I know this? Because the idiots called me to ask what was wrong with them. The first call I received was from some random guy who spoke in German (a bit too quick for me) and when I asked him if he could speak English he said no problem and then hung up on me. Did I receive a phone call back? NO!! I waited till Ina came home and then she called up someone from the studio department to ask what the call was about. They simply wanted to know what was wrong, they’d plugged them in and tested them and could find nothing wrong. My opinion of their studio department at that point just hit rock bottom, how can you sell high end gear if you cannot hear a difference between two pieces of equipment, regardless if they are the same or not. Are they a bunch of fucking monkeys who just plug their shit in, wait for a signal, look at each other and say “well, that’s working, what’s the problem?”. Testing gear is about more than just plugging it in and waiting for a signal as I’m sure you know. Anyway, clarified the situation with the monkey at Thomann, explained that I’d sent a sine wave starting at 40Hz rising in quarter octave to each monitor and recorded the output of each monitor. This showed clear as fucking day that the bass frequency response of each monitor was different and I invited him to do the same.
So, that was last night and I haven’t heard anything since. Perhaps they did the same test as me or perhaps they’re just too unqualified and decided to rely on my test results. Either way, I just want the things working as they should be and that is, a matched pair. I’ve got work to do with them but I can wait, hell, I’ve waited this long.